Keys, Cats, and Cleopatra.
This paper will have nothing to do with Cats, and Cleopatra, but it might have something to do with keys. Oh look! There’s a ripped yellow folder thingy! That’s very interesting. The only reason this paper is called ‘Keys, Cats and Cleopatra.’ Is because it sounds cool. And I am sitting right next to a CD case that says CLEOPATRA on the front of it, and there are two glass models of cat on the desk I am sitting at. I have no clue where the Keys came from.
Maybe, (Oh this is scary!) Maybe the Keys came from… from…
Oh I don’t know where the silly keys came from.
HATS! The keys were HATS! And I ‘m sitting right next to a hat! Keys don’t wear hats. Keys also don’t wear High-heeled boots, or sleep in beds. Well, what do Keys do?! They unlock things. That’s just about all they do. Where do the locks come from then?